My name is Ruby, and I’m a seven-year-old golden retriever. I live in the countryside with two and a half humans, a poodle and a cat. I’m an agility dog by trade, and my hobbies are eating, swimming, chasing squirrels, swimming, digging holes, swimming and baiting the neighbour’s dogs. However, I’ve also been observing human behaviour for several years and consider myself to be something of an expert. In my blog, I’ll be exploring a few of the more bizarre problems dogs are likely to encounter with their humans, and proposing some solutions. Please feel free to contact me if you need advice.

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St. Patrick's Day

March 17, 2014 - I have been instructed to wish everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day. I am a golden retriever and I don't know what that me...
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Den Safety

March 16, 2014 - One would think a dog should be relatively safe in her own den, but there was a serious incident earlier today that has...
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Reactive Hypochondria

March 11, 2014 - There has been an outbreak of human hypochondria syndrome in our house. Normally it’s the male who gets it; he always ne...
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Food Bowl Aggression

March 11, 2014 - My humans were obviously not well-trained when they were young, because they’re pathologically unable to share their foo...
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